This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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