i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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