I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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