so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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