Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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