I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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