that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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