How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he shaved USA in his pubs
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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