oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
