I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it hurts more in the daytime
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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