this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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