evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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