Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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