I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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