Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Two words: blizzard sex
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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