As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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