so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
