I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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