Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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