Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The ass gains better be worth it
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