Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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