i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Randomize
