Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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