I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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