apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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