I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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