Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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