? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Michael Bay diarrhea
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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