Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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