if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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