Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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