dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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