whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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