Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
