dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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