Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Shame - the story of my life.
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