I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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