i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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