Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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