this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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