Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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