Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
