yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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