trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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