and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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