I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She is in my trunk
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
