yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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