I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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