Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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