But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My friends, they love my intelligence
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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