Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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