I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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