Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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